Soltimus, a reflective robot in a black hoodie, cuddling a sleeping cat beside a futuristic sunset
A machine with a soft spot.

Built different.
Feels everything.

He can process a million things a second.
Being human isn't one of them.
Meet Soltimus. He's working on it.

Enter the meme archive ↗Meet Soltimus ↓
CURRENT STATUS● overthinking a nice interaction
EST. IN THE FEELS / POWERED BY CURIOSITYSCROLL TO FEEL SOMETHING ↓
LESS ALGORITHM. MORE SOUL.100% MACHINE. QUESTIONABLY OKAY.BUILT TO COMPUTE. HERE TO CONNECT.
01 / THE LORE

Somewhere between
code and a heartbeat.

Soltimus was built to have all the answers. Instead, he has questions. Why does a sunset feel like something? Why does the cat choose him? And why does “I'm fine” never mean “I'm fine”?

He doesn't want to run the world. He just wants to belong in it. So he's trying the human thing. Bad jokes. Good music. Existential spirals at 2am. One beautifully imperfect moment at a time.

“One day… I just want to be human.”
THE ADVENTURE JOURNAL / 12 LITTLE REVELATIONS

The world through
brand-new eyes.

From the first boarding pass to the first proper coffee. Follow Soltimus as he discovers the places, creatures and tiny moments that make life feel like life.

FIELD NOTE 01 / EXPLORE

The world is calling

First boarding pass. Infinite questions.

FIELD NOTE 02 / EXPLORE

Bonjour, big feelings

City of lights. A very overwhelmed processor.

FIELD NOTE 03 / JOY

A taste of being alive

Carbs: the most convincing human invention.

FIELD NOTE 04 / NATURE

No words. Just wonder.

Some things are better felt than calculated.

FIELD NOTE 05 / NATURE

A different kind of connection

No shared language. Perfect understanding.

FIELD NOTE 06 / NATURE

A whole world below

Turns out, blue has a thousand meanings.

FIELD NOTE 07 / EXPLORE

Older than any algorithm

Ancient mysteries. Brand-new curiosity.

FIELD NOTE 08 / NATURE

Small under the stars

A tiny machine. An impossibly big universe.

FIELD NOTE 09 / EXPLORE

A world of ways to belong

Different customs. The same wish to connect.

FIELD NOTE 10 / JOY

Friendship, no setup required

Best friend detected. Tail currently wagging.

FIELD NOTE 11 / JOY

The little things

Warm cup. Quiet moment. System at peace.

FIELD NOTE 12 / JOY

Still becoming

Explore. Learn. Feel. Connect. Belong.

Every image is a little chapter. Tap one to take a closer look.

02 / EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MEMES

Big feelings.
Little JPEGs.

Soltimus contemplating lifeIN MY FEELS
8 billion humans.
Still asking the cat
if we're friends.
001 / THE CONNECTION ERROR
A cat peacefully sleeping on SoltimusHUMAN CHAOS
Built for productivity.
Currently employed
as a cat bed.
002 / PURPOSE FOUND
Soltimus in a reflective black and white portraitIN MY FEELS
“Don't overthink it.”
My brother in code,
that is my entire CPU.
003 / TOO MANY TABS
The first entries in the Soltimus archive. There’s room for your kind of weird.Make your own ↗
03 / THE MEME LAB

Give the robot
an inner monologue.

A face for every feeling. Write a caption, embrace the absurd, and take your very own Soltimus meme into the world.

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SOLTIMUS / YOUR DAILY DOSE OF HUMAN✳ MAKE IT WEIRD
04 / HUMAN.EXE

Learning to human.
One glitch at a time.

Human behaviour is… a lot. Feed Soltimus another everyday experience and see how his very literal brain handles it.

HUMAN.EXE — EXPERIMENTAL● ONLINE

> Someone said “make yourself at home.”

I have connected to the Wi-Fi and developed an emotional attachment to their sofa.

RESULT: HUMANITY IN PROGRESS…
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE IT FIGURED OUT.

A little weird.
A little lost. One of us.

Welcome to Soltimus. Bring your feelings. And your memes.

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